I swear John Green is one of the smartest people ever
I’m not the type of girl anybody wants to be with. My body takes up too much space and I laugh too loudly for too long and I shout when other people are quiet and when I’m drunk I type in caps and I always wanted to be mysterious and beautiful and untouchable like other girls but if you ask I will give you everything and I fucking despise that
#i hate when people talk or think like this #you don’t take up /too/ much space#if you have a loud laugh #good #be as loud with your laugh as you want to be#if people can’t accept that you are having a good time then fuck them#they don’t deserve you #stop trying to fit into this realistic box#’mysterious beautiful’ women don’t exist #they only really exist on tv and in movies#stop trying to live up to that bullshit and just do you
what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it
no words can describe how much i idolise this girl
she’s my world
Mad respect for Demi for realizing that she is worth the time and effort to get well as well as in a position to be a role model.
Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.
It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.
what a beautiful powerful human being
I will always reblog this when it comes up on my dash
—Louis C.K (via wah-mos)